OT: Fun with printer displays

[Laura Brody]

Quoting "Brian K. White" <brian at aljex.com>:

> But printers actually have slots that accept paper.
> Thats why the coin & bbq sauce ones are so great.
> Out of cheese? heh love it.
>
> The next step is to make interactive processes using multifunctions that can
> scan.
> Demand a pretty drawing, scan it, remark upon it, "It's not very pretty but
> , sniffffff ahhh, you get points for the perfume"...
>
> Wouldn't fit on the 12 character displays but I'd probably have used some
> variant of "REPLACE  SQUIRREL"
>

   How about

"Out of service - hamster on break"
"service needed -- oil hamster wheel"
"spelling error detected on line 23"
"resume detected, alerting boss"
"Did you just fart?"
"Feed me, Seymour!"
"Shredding document"
"I'm bored, please insert porn"?
-- 
Laura Brody
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