9 and 1/2 months
Don Coleman
dcoleman at dgcreact.com
Fri Jan 20 06:14:25 PST 2006
Here here! Now we're getting somewhere.
Don Coleman
-----Original Message-----
From: filepro-list-bounces at lists.celestial.com
[mailto:filepro-list-bounces at lists.celestial.com] On Behalf Of John Esak
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2006 11:07 PM
To: Fplist (E-mail)
Subject: OT: 9 and 1/2 monhts
As to my living only 9 and 1/2 months longer... this, for me, is quite
appropriate. :-)
New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or doctors interested in
simply running up my medical bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
______ a Bloody Mary
______ a Margarita
______ a Scotch and soda
______ a Martini
______ a Vodka and Tonic
______ a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ the remote control
______ a bowl of ice cream
______ the sports page
______ chocolate
______sex
If none of the above has happened, it should be presumed that I won't ever
get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day.
At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come
do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their
glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________ Date:
___________________________
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