OT: 9 and 1/2 monhts

[John Esak]

As to my living only 9 and 1/2 months longer... this, for me, is quite
appropriate. :-)


New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or doctors interested in
simply running up my medical bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:

______ a Bloody Mary

______ a Margarita

______ a Scotch and soda

______ a Martini

______ a Vodka and Tonic

______ a Steak

______ Lobster or crab legs

______ the remote control

______ a bowl of ice cream

______ the sports page

______ chocolate

______sex

If none of the above has happened, it should be presumed that I won't ever
get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day.

At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come
do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their
glasses to toast the good times we have had.


Signature:   ___________________________                  Date:
___________________________