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This public service announcement was brought to you by Laura Brody:
> 	78 candles is a fire hazard.... when we did a cake with
> 90 candles for my grandfather, it looked like a bonfire. We
> turned off the lights, but the room didn't get much dimmer.

If they ever make progress on -real- longevity, we could just start putting
single flash-bang grenades on cakes.  Good up to age 1 million, and it also
drowns out the bad notes in the singing of Happy Birthday To You...  :)

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