OT: Hillbilly rescue

[George Simon]

Hillbilly Rescue
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, They talk
about their own moonshine operations.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman
shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but
I ain't never seed nobody do it!"


George Simon (IT Department)
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