Happy Thanksgiving

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On Wed, Nov 25, 2015 at 04:19:13PM -0500, Filepro Admin via Filepro-list thus spoke:
> From all of us at fP Tech, we wish everyone a very Happy and Safe
> Thanksgiving.
>
> Please let us know if you have any questions.

Questions:

What if we don't observe Thanksgiving?

Please define "happy".

Please define "safe".

Did you decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving arrived?

What is the cube root of -i ?

You thought nobody would have questions about a holiday email which said to
let you know if we have questions, didn't you?

Happy Thanksgiving.  :)

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