OT:Dell computers

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>From inside the gravity well of a singularity, Kenneth Brody shouted:
> 
> "We at Apple were tired of this right-handed-centric world, where lefties 
> had to pay extra for special 'lefty' versions of tools.  We designed the new 
> iPhone to be lefty-friendly.  If you want a righty-friendly version, you can 
> special-order one at your local Apple Store, for a 'nominal' fee.  Please 
> wait 3-4 months for delivery."

"We didn't anticipate the high demand for the 'lefty' version of the phone.
We sold all three units from the first production run within the first
hour.  We should have seven more units in stock within a few weeks."

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