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Only Kenneth Brody would say something like:
> 
> Hmm...  "willwritefileproeditsformoney.com" appears to be available.  :-)
> 
> The only problem is, even at $1,000 an hour, I could only charge about $35 
> for the above edit.  :-)

1hr minimum.  Or just go transactional, "per issue".

Problem solved.

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