OT: Fun with printer displays

[Laura Brody]

Quoting Bill Campbell <bill at celestial.com>:

> On Mon, Oct 22, 2007, Laura Brody wrote:
>> Quoting "Brian K. White" <brian at aljex.com>:
>>
>>> But printers actually have slots that accept paper.
>>> Thats why the coin & bbq sauce ones are so great.
>>> Out of cheese? heh love it.
>>>
>>> The next step is to make interactive processes using   
>>> multifunctions that can
>>> scan.
>>> Demand a pretty drawing, scan it, remark upon it, "It's not very pretty but
>>> , sniffffff ahhh, you get points for the perfume"...
>>>
>>> Wouldn't fit on the 12 character displays but I'd probably have used some
>>> variant of "REPLACE  SQUIRREL"
>>>
>>
>>   How about
>>
>> "Out of service - hamster on break"
>> "service needed -- oil hamster wheel"
>> "spelling error detected on line 23"
>> "resume detected, alerting boss"
>> "Did you just fart?"
>> "Feed me, Seymour!"
>> "Shredding document"
>> "I'm bored, please insert porn"?
>
> There's a side to Laura I would never have guessed :-).

   Which side would THAT be? ;->

   Give me a little more time and a couple of White Russians,
and I'll come up with a few more suggestions (which when
implemented, will have the mark either laughing too hard
to be able to stand upright or reporting you for some sort
of harassment which results with you attending a sensitivity
training class).

-- 
Laura Brody
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