HP-GL/2 Graphics

[Jay R. Ashworth]

On Thu, Oct 18, 2007 at 05:04:07PM -0400, Kenneth Brody wrote:
> >Ok, Bob, we're hereby revoking your geek license.
> >
> >You were supposed to stop with "yes"; didn't you read the handbook?
> 
> Q: Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
> 
> A: Yes.
> 
> Q: Could you tell me?
> 
> A: I could.
> 
> Q: Are you going to tell me?
> 
> A: Maybe.
> 
> Q: WHAT TIME IS IT?
> 
> A: It's 5 o'clock.  There's no need to shout.

"Would you like to help me bring in the groceries?"

"No."

/wife grumbles and brings in groceries herself

"Now, why wouldn't you help me bring in the groceries earlier?"

"I didn't say I wouldn't help.  You asked if I'd *like* to.  Of course
I wouldn't like it.  But I'd do it anyway if you asked."

"But I did ask!"

"No... you asked if I'd like to."

/wife growls 

/husband doesn't get any sex for a week

Cheers,
-- jra
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