Favorite error of the week

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On Wed, Dec 05, 2007 at 09:28:56PM -0500, Jay Ashworth may or may not have
proven themselves an utter git by pronouncing:
> """
> *** A filePro Error Has Occurred ***
> 
> On File: /filepro/ttmslipe/index.P
> 
[snip]
> 
> Funny, I didn't think you could *have* GOSUBs or RETURNs in
> *indexes*...
> 
> 5.0.14D9, Win32

I get index.P cited a lot with errors.  I was told it had something to do
with being the last index available pre-5.6.  That's no reason to actually
report the wrong file, but...

Gotta love accurate error reporting.  And if it -is- accurate, I want a
nice fireplace, a bottle of Bailey's, a pack of Djarum cloves, and relaxing
incidental music with which to hear this tale of incredible events and
facts.

mark->