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On Fri, Feb 10, 2006 at 07:20:14PM -0800, after drawing runes in goat's blood,
Bill Campbell cast forth these immortal, mystical words:
> 
> And Homeland ``Security'' would probably come after you for
> attempted arson.

Nah...they'd just suspect the candles were "trick" candles of the *BOOM!*
variety and remotely detonate the cake with a water cannon.

Not recommended in a nicely decorated dining room.  :)

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