Two for the road, Report from Clerk & Nonstandard Subtotals

[Robert T. Repko (R Squared Consultants)]

Believe it or not at 3/14/2005 08:22 AM, Fairlight said:
>On Mon, Mar 14, 2005 at 07:14:46AM -0600, Lerebours, Jose may or may not have
>proven themselves an utter git by pronouncing:
> >
> > PDF documents, however, have become a pain in my ears.  I have
>
>Never insert anything in your ear that's smaller than your elbow.  PDF's
>are notoriously BLOATED, and thus should not be hurting your ears unless
>inserted with the Jaws of Life device.
>
>Since you are experiencing discomfort from PDF's, I would seek a
>physician's evaluation, as you may be suffering from a serious medical
>problem that may be as-yet undetected.
>
>(Need I actually display the smiley?)
>
>mark->  (Shorter of breath, and one year closer to death.  o/~  )
>--

If that's the case don't worry, I thing I saw an ad on TV last night that 
will cure the undetected problem.  There were a few minor side effects, 
heart attack, kidney failure,  high blood pressure, and a few more, but 
those were not common so you need not be concerned.
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