OT: Hind Lick Maneuver Revisited

[Bob Stockler]

Just now on my way to the grocery store I heard this one told
by Rush Limbaugh:

A man and his young son were sitting at the counter in a diner,
the man eating a sandwich, the son playing with a quarter.

Suddenly the man noticed the son was no longer playing with the
coin, and was starting to choke.  The man yelled out, "My son
just swwallowed a quarter!  Help!".

A woman sitting at a nearby table, reading a newspaper, rushed
over and grabbed the boy by the crotch, and squeezed harder and
harder until finally the kid coughed up the quarter.

The man thanked the woman profusely, and asked if she was a
doctor, or nurse, or . . .

The woman said, "A divorce lawyer.", and went back to reading
her paper.

Bob (who thought Hind Lick was funnier, but this was in the same genre)

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